You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
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