she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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