i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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