All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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