You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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