Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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