Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I'm always down for nudity.
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