Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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