too bad you live with your parents still
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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