I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
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