: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my mouth tastes like poor choices
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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