...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Damn victory sex feels great
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