i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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