mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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