Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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