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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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