There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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