My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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