She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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