Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
We are two peas in an std pod
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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