Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I'm both gender and math confused
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