Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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