I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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