It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
You've changed since you got that strap on
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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