I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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