Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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