She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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