It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Randomize
