Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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