please come you make the beer taste better
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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