I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
This house was built for laser tag.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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