I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I just had sex on a roof
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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