So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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