question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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