So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Randomize
