I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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