fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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