So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Randomize
