Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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