I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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