Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Found the puke drawer
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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