Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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