So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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