At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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