I accidentally had phone sex last night
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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