Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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