Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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