why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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