i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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