this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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